1 00:00:02,080 --> 00:00:05,760 Day Dah Light by Louise Bennett 2 00:00:05,760 --> 00:00:08,920 3 00:00:08,920 --> 00:00:12,840 4 00:00:12,840 --> 00:00:16,320 5 00:00:16,320 --> 00:00:19,400 come tally mi banana 6 00:00:19,400 --> 00:00:22,000 7 00:00:22,000 --> 00:00:24,920 fe come tek bunch banana 8 00:00:24,920 --> 00:00:27,720 9 00:00:27,720 --> 00:00:30,320 eight han', bunch! 10 00:00:30,320 --> 00:00:33,280 11 00:00:33,280 --> 00:00:35,760 eight han', bunch! 12 00:00:35,760 --> 00:00:38,440 13 00:00:38,440 --> 00:00:41,040 me nah come heyah fi idle 14 00:00:41,040 --> 00:00:43,680 15 00:00:43,680 --> 00:00:46,320 me nuh horse wid bridle 16 00:00:46,320 --> 00:00:49,040 17 00:00:49,040 --> 00:00:51,560 eight han', bunch! 18 00:00:51,560 --> 00:00:54,200 19 00:00:54,200 --> 00:00:56,720 eight han', bunch! 20 00:00:56,720 --> 00:00:59,040 21 00:00:59,040 --> 00:01:02,480 but him check wid caution... 22 00:01:02,480 --> 00:01:05,840 BELL RINGS Aargh! 23 00:01:08,840 --> 00:01:12,440 Say Less by Ben Sumner 24 00:01:23,600 --> 00:01:25,320 Jesus Christ, just send it! 25 00:01:25,320 --> 00:01:26,720 I'm part way through. 26 00:01:26,720 --> 00:01:28,720 Let me read it. 27 00:01:28,720 --> 00:01:30,200 You're sending the boy you like... 28 00:01:30,200 --> 00:01:31,400 ..an email? 29 00:01:31,400 --> 00:01:32,480 I've got a lot to say! 30 00:01:32,480 --> 00:01:34,440 Do you want him to fuck you or employ you? 31 00:01:34,440 --> 00:01:35,800 Leah, why aren't you ready?! 32 00:01:35,800 --> 00:01:37,280 She's sending her CV to Koku. 33 00:01:37,280 --> 00:01:40,160 Assembly's in ten minutes and we haven't even rehearsed your speech! 34 00:01:40,160 --> 00:01:42,600 I know, I know. I'm going to write it for you. OK, right. 35 00:01:42,600 --> 00:01:43,960 Don't say anything dirty, OK? 36 00:01:43,960 --> 00:01:46,000 Erm, "Dear Koku. 37 00:01:46,000 --> 00:01:48,960 "Saturday night was fun..." No, no, no, no. Don't say that. 38 00:01:48,960 --> 00:01:50,200 Saturday night wasn't fun? 39 00:01:50,200 --> 00:01:51,320 Yeah... Leah? 40 00:01:51,320 --> 00:01:52,640 I was drunk. Did you kiss? 41 00:01:52,640 --> 00:01:54,040 Yeah. No... I don't remember. 42 00:01:54,040 --> 00:01:55,960 You slag. Who did you even hook up with? 43 00:01:55,960 --> 00:01:58,160 No. I literally hate everyone. No-one here is my type. 44 00:01:58,160 --> 00:02:00,760 What about Toby? I swear you were winding up on him. I saw it... 45 00:02:00,760 --> 00:02:02,920 Stop deflecting. OK, right... "Dear Koku. 46 00:02:02,920 --> 00:02:05,680 "Can't wait to suck you..." Oh, my God. 47 00:02:05,680 --> 00:02:07,480 No. You cannot write that. Wait... 48 00:02:07,480 --> 00:02:09,280 Erm, Leah, not to rush you, but... 49 00:02:09,280 --> 00:02:11,600 All right, let's get this. Mm-hm. 50 00:02:15,120 --> 00:02:20,160 "I think, as my beautiful friend Abby said, 51 00:02:20,160 --> 00:02:23,120 "we should definitely..." Ah, no. 52 00:02:31,760 --> 00:02:34,000 So we've simply pivoted a lot of the events already 53 00:02:34,000 --> 00:02:37,040 in the calendar to fit nicely into Diversity Day... Mm-hm. 54 00:02:37,040 --> 00:02:39,520 ..which we've bundled together into a lovely press pack. 55 00:02:39,520 --> 00:02:41,280 Ooh. Chuka Umunna is coming. 56 00:02:41,280 --> 00:02:43,520 We'll begin at assembly with a small speech from you, 57 00:02:43,520 --> 00:02:45,120 followed by Xiang... Who's Chinese. 58 00:02:45,120 --> 00:02:47,160 ..speaking about the inter-school bot battles, 59 00:02:47,160 --> 00:02:50,000 alongside a small demonstration with the robot he's competing with, 60 00:02:50,000 --> 00:02:52,360 followed by Leah... Who's black. ..giving a speech about 61 00:02:52,360 --> 00:02:53,880 her petition against the portrait. 62 00:02:53,880 --> 00:02:55,440 Oh, just to clarify, 63 00:02:55,440 --> 00:02:57,840 a student vandalises school property and in return 64 00:02:57,840 --> 00:02:59,200 we're giving her a platform? 65 00:02:59,200 --> 00:03:02,000 B, this is an opportunity! 66 00:03:02,000 --> 00:03:03,840 Think about the optics. Yes. 67 00:03:03,840 --> 00:03:06,000 A young, intelligent black woman, 68 00:03:06,000 --> 00:03:09,280 expressing herself in one of the most prestigious halls 69 00:03:09,280 --> 00:03:10,760 in the country. 70 00:03:10,760 --> 00:03:12,160 It's giving! 71 00:03:12,160 --> 00:03:14,320 It's really giving. 72 00:03:14,320 --> 00:03:16,400 Giving what? 73 00:03:16,400 --> 00:03:18,560 You know, just... 74 00:03:18,560 --> 00:03:19,720 ..giving. 75 00:03:24,400 --> 00:03:26,000 He's a bit old for it, I think. Mm. 76 00:03:26,000 --> 00:03:27,120 Doesn't get it. 77 00:03:29,040 --> 00:03:30,520 Chuka can't make it. 78 00:03:30,520 --> 00:03:32,560 Oh, shit! 79 00:03:32,560 --> 00:03:35,000 Right, let's get David Lammy on the phone. 80 00:03:35,000 --> 00:03:36,440 Who? 81 00:03:36,440 --> 00:03:40,640 Say Less by Ben Sumner 82 00:03:47,080 --> 00:03:48,240 No. 83 00:03:48,240 --> 00:03:50,160 Yo, yo, yo, yo, Xiang, man! 84 00:03:51,560 --> 00:03:53,280 Noise, please! 85 00:03:53,280 --> 00:03:54,800 Where's my laptop? 86 00:03:54,800 --> 00:03:55,840 I don't know. 87 00:03:57,680 --> 00:04:00,320 It was here on Saturday night, then your friends came. 88 00:04:00,320 --> 00:04:03,160 OK. Do you want to be a little more direct? 89 00:04:03,160 --> 00:04:04,400 It's got my programme on it. 90 00:04:04,400 --> 00:04:06,800 I need it for Bot Battles tonight. 91 00:04:06,800 --> 00:04:10,000 If I don't have it, I can't compete... OK! All right, man. 92 00:04:10,000 --> 00:04:11,480 Have you checked Lost Property? 93 00:04:11,480 --> 00:04:13,520 Maybe I'll get Stanley to check the CCTV footage, 94 00:04:13,520 --> 00:04:15,920 you know, the security guard. And we'll take it to Bernard. 95 00:04:15,920 --> 00:04:17,800 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait! OK. 96 00:04:17,800 --> 00:04:20,320 I say just give it a minute, and it'll turn up. 97 00:04:20,320 --> 00:04:21,800 And if doesn't? 98 00:04:23,040 --> 00:04:25,040 Then it doesn't, innit? 99 00:04:27,520 --> 00:04:29,720 Hey, yo! Turn off the light, man! 100 00:04:29,720 --> 00:04:31,040 DOOR SLAMS 101 00:04:47,040 --> 00:04:49,640 TOILET SEAT BANGS, PERSON CLEARS THROAT 102 00:04:53,320 --> 00:04:55,400 HE KNOCKS ON DOOR 103 00:04:55,400 --> 00:04:56,640 Hi there. 104 00:04:56,640 --> 00:05:00,440 Erm, can I borrow a couple of sheets, please? 105 00:05:00,440 --> 00:05:01,640 Several sheets. 106 00:05:01,640 --> 00:05:03,480 A wipe's worth. 107 00:05:10,920 --> 00:05:12,560 What? 108 00:05:30,000 --> 00:05:31,280 Surprised to see me? 109 00:05:31,280 --> 00:05:32,600 I ain't goin' nowhere. 110 00:05:35,400 --> 00:05:38,480 Weighin' in at who gives a shit, 111 00:05:38,480 --> 00:05:41,560 the undisputed champion of the world, 112 00:05:41,560 --> 00:05:43,840 man like Jaheim! 113 00:05:43,840 --> 00:05:46,280 HE LAUGHS Where's my phone, dickhead? 114 00:05:46,280 --> 00:05:48,040 Yeah, hold it. Hold dat. 115 00:05:50,760 --> 00:05:52,000 Bruddah. 116 00:05:52,000 --> 00:05:53,800 What the fuck is this, bro? 117 00:05:53,800 --> 00:05:55,360 Beggars can't be choosers. 118 00:05:55,360 --> 00:05:57,280 Beg... I don't see anybody begging. 119 00:05:57,280 --> 00:05:58,800 I paid you 20, B. 120 00:05:59,920 --> 00:06:02,160 It's got Snake on it. 121 00:06:02,160 --> 00:06:04,240 Yo! I'll slap you up, bruv. 122 00:06:08,960 --> 00:06:10,520 You see that lighty? 123 00:06:10,520 --> 00:06:12,120 She's on me. 124 00:06:12,120 --> 00:06:13,640 That one dere? 125 00:06:13,640 --> 00:06:15,720 Yeah, I'm not sure about that one, bro. 126 00:06:15,720 --> 00:06:17,320 It's lighty-love. 127 00:06:17,320 --> 00:06:19,240 You lot wouldn't get it. 128 00:06:19,240 --> 00:06:20,960 You won't go over there. 129 00:06:22,480 --> 00:06:24,720 I dare you. You won't do it. 130 00:06:24,720 --> 00:06:26,080 Yeah! 131 00:06:28,200 --> 00:06:29,360 Hey. 132 00:06:29,360 --> 00:06:32,560 Hey. 133 00:06:32,560 --> 00:06:34,360 Is everything OK? 134 00:06:34,360 --> 00:06:35,880 So you on it, yeah? 135 00:06:35,880 --> 00:06:37,360 On what? 136 00:06:37,360 --> 00:06:39,040 It. 137 00:06:39,040 --> 00:06:40,720 "It" what? 138 00:06:40,720 --> 00:06:43,240 It! What are you asking me? 139 00:06:45,000 --> 00:06:48,040 Are you on to goin' on a date with me? 140 00:06:49,280 --> 00:06:52,000 Toby, babes, 141 00:06:52,000 --> 00:06:53,920 I'm sure you're lovely but 142 00:06:53,920 --> 00:06:56,680 I don't really do drug dealers. 143 00:06:56,680 --> 00:06:58,040 Oh... 144 00:06:58,040 --> 00:07:00,160 What you talkin' about? 145 00:07:00,160 --> 00:07:02,400 I patterned you and your bredrins for the party. 146 00:07:02,400 --> 00:07:03,760 I ain't actually shottin'. 147 00:07:03,760 --> 00:07:06,200 Oi, Pusha T! 148 00:07:06,200 --> 00:07:08,640 When's the re-up, my boy! 149 00:07:08,640 --> 00:07:11,440 Huh? Hey, ladies. Hey... 150 00:07:11,440 --> 00:07:13,600 Pusha T, Pusha T, 151 00:07:13,600 --> 00:07:17,440 Pusha T, Pusha T, Pusha T, Pusha T! 152 00:07:19,240 --> 00:07:20,720 I'll see you later, Toby. 153 00:07:32,960 --> 00:07:35,360 Hey, come on, Stevie Wonder, we're just messing with you. 154 00:07:35,360 --> 00:07:37,120 Get home safely the other night, yeah? 155 00:07:37,120 --> 00:07:38,520 Oh, fuck off mate. 156 00:07:38,520 --> 00:07:40,000 You'd have done the same. 157 00:07:40,000 --> 00:07:42,440 Hey, whatever happened, it couldn't've been that bad 158 00:07:42,440 --> 00:07:44,200 if Jaheim's still here. 159 00:07:47,600 --> 00:07:49,560 Sorry. I'm sorry. 160 00:07:49,560 --> 00:07:50,800 Are you OK? 161 00:07:50,800 --> 00:07:52,480 Yeah. Are you around free period? 162 00:07:52,480 --> 00:07:54,040 Gym with the girls, like always. 163 00:07:55,360 --> 00:07:56,480 What you doing? 164 00:07:56,480 --> 00:07:58,120 I'm just making sure you're OK. 165 00:07:58,120 --> 00:08:00,200 Yeah. Why would I not be? 166 00:08:00,200 --> 00:08:02,000 Oh, you know what? Forget it. 167 00:08:02,000 --> 00:08:03,440 Rupert... 168 00:08:07,560 --> 00:08:09,240 Oh. Sorry. 169 00:08:09,240 --> 00:08:10,880 What are you looking so chuffed about? 170 00:08:10,880 --> 00:08:12,720 You finally got a dick up your arse, have you? 171 00:08:12,720 --> 00:08:14,040 Well, better. 172 00:08:14,040 --> 00:08:15,560 The Raisinettes. 173 00:08:15,560 --> 00:08:17,960 My first initiation! That's great. 174 00:08:17,960 --> 00:08:20,680 They saw my work on your post, so... 175 00:08:20,680 --> 00:08:22,440 ..thank you. Yeah. 176 00:08:22,440 --> 00:08:23,840 I think. 177 00:08:23,840 --> 00:08:26,880 Anyway, I've got to come up with something special, you know? 178 00:08:26,880 --> 00:08:28,600 Mm-hm. So I can show 'em my stuff. 179 00:08:28,600 --> 00:08:30,440 And I actually thought of something. 180 00:08:30,440 --> 00:08:33,840 How much trouble would I get if I pulled off a prank? 181 00:08:33,840 --> 00:08:36,160 I mean, with what you did, 182 00:08:36,160 --> 00:08:39,200 you know, cos you're still here... But, erm... 183 00:08:39,200 --> 00:08:42,160 ..my dad bought the school a new hockey pitch. 184 00:08:42,160 --> 00:08:44,600 And your family - no offence - probably couldn't even afford 185 00:08:44,600 --> 00:08:46,200 to attend a hockey game, so... 186 00:08:47,400 --> 00:08:49,840 Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 187 00:08:51,080 --> 00:08:53,120 DOOR OPENS 188 00:08:54,640 --> 00:08:57,000 Gilbertus numquam concedat. 189 00:08:57,000 --> 00:09:00,080 Gilbertus semper duret. 190 00:09:01,680 --> 00:09:03,000 Good morning, everyone. 191 00:09:03,000 --> 00:09:05,360 Xiang, if you'd like to come up? Oh... 192 00:09:05,360 --> 00:09:09,480 Now, as many of you are aware, the inter-school Bot Battle 193 00:09:09,480 --> 00:09:12,680 taking place tonight is a staple in the St Gilbert's calendar. 194 00:09:12,680 --> 00:09:15,080 Now, we have lost to Caldwell College in the past 195 00:09:15,080 --> 00:09:18,800 few years, but we have a lot of hope in Xiang. 196 00:09:18,800 --> 00:09:22,280 And, erm, well, I believe you are going to give us a little 197 00:09:22,280 --> 00:09:24,760 demonstration, aren't you? 198 00:09:24,760 --> 00:09:26,520 No. 199 00:09:26,520 --> 00:09:28,240 I can't. 200 00:09:28,240 --> 00:09:30,600 It's...not ready. 201 00:09:35,480 --> 00:09:36,880 Right. 202 00:09:36,880 --> 00:09:38,600 Well, thank you, Xiang. 203 00:09:45,360 --> 00:09:47,840 Let's just go straight to Leah. Oh, OK. 204 00:09:50,600 --> 00:09:55,120 Be My Own Woman by Panauh Kalayeh 205 00:10:01,160 --> 00:10:03,240 I might not look like one of you, 206 00:10:03,240 --> 00:10:05,880 but I am now part of this community. 207 00:10:05,880 --> 00:10:08,720 As a young black woman, I offer a unique perspective, 208 00:10:08,720 --> 00:10:10,920 perhaps one that hasn't been considered 209 00:10:10,920 --> 00:10:14,880 in St Gilbert's history... PHONE ALERTS, LAUGHTER 210 00:10:14,880 --> 00:10:17,800 ..but that does not make me any less important. 211 00:10:17,800 --> 00:10:20,040 PHONE ALERTS, INDISTINCT CHATTER 212 00:10:20,040 --> 00:10:22,080 But that does not...make... 213 00:10:22,080 --> 00:10:23,880 Mabel, what... 214 00:10:23,880 --> 00:10:25,360 Just ignore them. 215 00:10:25,360 --> 00:10:27,320 No, no, no, no, no. No! 216 00:10:28,920 --> 00:10:31,600 LAUGHTER 217 00:10:36,680 --> 00:10:38,200 Shit! 218 00:10:38,200 --> 00:10:40,480 That is fucking disgusting! 219 00:10:40,480 --> 00:10:42,240 LAUGHTER 220 00:10:42,240 --> 00:10:43,960 She's been sick in your mouth! 221 00:11:01,960 --> 00:11:03,600 Say something. 222 00:11:04,720 --> 00:11:06,440 Settle down. Shh. 223 00:11:06,440 --> 00:11:08,560 Phones away! 224 00:11:08,560 --> 00:11:10,040 Erm... 225 00:11:13,120 --> 00:11:14,680 SHE MUTTERS 226 00:11:16,720 --> 00:11:21,040 Growing up as a black woman... LAUGHTER 227 00:11:22,000 --> 00:11:24,200 Shh. 228 00:11:24,200 --> 00:11:29,720 ..in a white world, I've leant on my community, 229 00:11:29,720 --> 00:11:34,400 absorbing words of affirmation as my mother moisturised my... 230 00:11:34,400 --> 00:11:38,040 ..m-my afro. LAUGHTER 231 00:11:38,040 --> 00:11:39,960 Everybody, settle down! 232 00:11:41,440 --> 00:11:43,560 SCHOOL BELL RINGS 233 00:11:45,920 --> 00:11:48,200 FEMI HUMS A TUNE 234 00:11:48,200 --> 00:11:49,640 Femi! Mm? 235 00:11:49,640 --> 00:11:51,800 I wanted to talk to you about your essay. 236 00:11:51,800 --> 00:11:53,480 Ah, yeah, miss, I... Relax. 237 00:11:53,480 --> 00:11:55,160 It was good. Very good. 238 00:11:55,160 --> 00:11:59,040 If you handed in this the first time around, it would've been an A. 239 00:12:01,280 --> 00:12:06,000 Now that I know you have it in you, I expect As and A stars. Clear? 240 00:12:06,000 --> 00:12:07,160 Yes, Miss Harper. 241 00:12:08,320 --> 00:12:11,040 Annabel, gorgeous earrings, but off - now. 242 00:12:20,920 --> 00:12:23,680 DIAL TONE 243 00:12:23,680 --> 00:12:25,200 Wha gwan, J! 244 00:12:25,200 --> 00:12:26,480 What you tellin' me, man? 245 00:12:26,480 --> 00:12:28,120 Man still on you? 246 00:12:28,120 --> 00:12:30,080 Yeah, something like that, bro. 247 00:12:30,080 --> 00:12:32,640 Ah, it's calm, man. You just gotta play the game, my guy. 248 00:12:32,640 --> 00:12:33,720 You all right? 249 00:12:33,720 --> 00:12:35,680 Not sure it's gonna last that long, bro. 250 00:12:35,680 --> 00:12:37,760 What, you got into a madness again? 251 00:12:37,760 --> 00:12:40,000 It's my roommate, Xiang, innit? 252 00:12:40,000 --> 00:12:41,840 Lost his laptop. 253 00:12:41,840 --> 00:12:43,960 Yeah, but how's that your problem though, bro? 254 00:12:43,960 --> 00:12:46,480 Ah, he thinks I had something to do with it, man, and, ah... 255 00:12:46,480 --> 00:12:48,920 ..he's got this competition thing and if I don't get it back 256 00:12:48,920 --> 00:12:50,800 to him then, ah, 257 00:12:50,800 --> 00:12:52,360 he's gonna go to the headmaster. 258 00:12:54,400 --> 00:12:57,200 I just, ah, you know... 259 00:12:57,200 --> 00:12:59,960 ..wish I knew where it went. 260 00:12:59,960 --> 00:13:02,600 Yeah, I'm sure it'll turn up at some point, bro. 261 00:13:05,360 --> 00:13:07,920 SCHOOL BELL RINGS 262 00:13:07,920 --> 00:13:09,720 Ait, well, listen, 263 00:13:09,720 --> 00:13:12,160 back to class then, you little boffin. 264 00:13:12,160 --> 00:13:13,560 Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 265 00:13:13,560 --> 00:13:15,600 Ait, cool. In a bit. 266 00:13:21,440 --> 00:13:23,040 INDISTINCT CHATTER 267 00:13:28,920 --> 00:13:31,000 KNOCK AT DOOR 268 00:13:31,000 --> 00:13:32,360 Sir. 269 00:13:32,360 --> 00:13:34,400 I thought I made it clear that I didn't want to see 270 00:13:34,400 --> 00:13:36,600 you in my office again. Nobody sent me, sir. 271 00:13:36,600 --> 00:13:43,200 I, erm... I thought maybe I could, erm, ask for a favour, please? 272 00:13:52,640 --> 00:13:54,200 Yo. Can I talk to you? 273 00:13:57,320 --> 00:14:00,360 Yo, just cos I don't understand you don't mean I won't slap 274 00:14:00,360 --> 00:14:01,680 every one of you up, bruv. 275 00:14:01,680 --> 00:14:04,200 Apart from you. 276 00:14:04,200 --> 00:14:05,720 Thank you. 277 00:14:05,720 --> 00:14:08,240 Listen, bro, I know you lost your laptop, 278 00:14:08,240 --> 00:14:10,200 but just let me help you with a new programme. 279 00:14:10,200 --> 00:14:11,880 It's six hours until the event. 280 00:14:11,880 --> 00:14:13,360 It took me six weeks to write! 281 00:14:13,360 --> 00:14:15,400 Just trust me, OK? 282 00:14:17,680 --> 00:14:21,120 What's worse? Taking my help or not competing at all? 283 00:14:21,120 --> 00:14:22,200 Exactly. 284 00:14:24,760 --> 00:14:26,360 The design and tech block. 285 00:14:26,360 --> 00:14:29,400 I got us computers and I got us time off work. 286 00:14:29,400 --> 00:14:31,840 How did you manage that? 287 00:14:31,840 --> 00:14:33,720 I'm black excellence. 288 00:14:33,720 --> 00:14:35,400 Come along, my friend. 289 00:14:35,400 --> 00:14:37,040 Aha! 290 00:14:37,040 --> 00:14:40,560 Never Gonna Stop by Two Hidden Labs 291 00:14:42,680 --> 00:14:44,840 You did all this? 292 00:14:50,760 --> 00:14:52,440 Bruv... 293 00:14:52,440 --> 00:14:55,000 That's actually kind of dope. 294 00:14:55,000 --> 00:14:56,560 I know! 295 00:15:12,080 --> 00:15:13,400 LAUGHTER 296 00:15:18,200 --> 00:15:19,680 I can't stop watching it! 297 00:15:21,960 --> 00:15:24,840 You know, it's, like, my third viral video of the week. 298 00:15:24,840 --> 00:15:26,320 You spread it? 299 00:15:26,320 --> 00:15:27,960 That is cold, Florence! 300 00:15:27,960 --> 00:15:30,960 On my mother's life, I didn't think it would go viral. 301 00:15:32,440 --> 00:15:35,000 It was worth it, though, to see Mabel talk about being 302 00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:37,200 "a strong black woman." 303 00:15:37,200 --> 00:15:38,760 THEY LAUGH 304 00:15:41,760 --> 00:15:43,360 Ugh! 305 00:15:43,360 --> 00:15:45,080 ABBY SLAMS THE WEIGHTS 306 00:15:47,800 --> 00:15:50,040 Are you all right, Abby? Fine. 307 00:15:51,120 --> 00:15:52,640 Then why aren't you laughing? 308 00:15:52,640 --> 00:15:53,760 I'm just not. 309 00:15:55,240 --> 00:15:56,920 OK. 310 00:15:56,920 --> 00:15:58,720 I just didn't think it was that funny. 311 00:15:58,720 --> 00:16:03,440 Sorry, a white woman talking about showing her afro black hair love? 312 00:16:03,440 --> 00:16:05,000 I'm gonna have to disagree, mate, 313 00:16:05,000 --> 00:16:07,560 cos that is fucking hilarious. 314 00:16:07,560 --> 00:16:09,040 Seriously. 315 00:16:09,040 --> 00:16:11,080 FLORENCE LAUGHS 316 00:16:14,160 --> 00:16:18,640 LOUD ELECTRONIC MUSIC 317 00:16:29,880 --> 00:16:31,200 Abby... 318 00:16:31,200 --> 00:16:33,040 Abby, can you help... 319 00:16:34,720 --> 00:16:35,960 Abb... 320 00:16:35,960 --> 00:16:37,200 Ow! 321 00:16:37,200 --> 00:16:38,400 Oh, oh! Oh, shit. 322 00:16:38,400 --> 00:16:40,400 What the fuck, Abby?! Shit, shit. 323 00:16:40,400 --> 00:16:42,400 I tuned out. Flo... FLORENCE CRIES 324 00:16:42,400 --> 00:16:43,720 Flo, Flo, I'm so sorry. 325 00:16:43,720 --> 00:16:46,400 Let's just go to the San. Let's go to the San. 326 00:16:46,400 --> 00:16:49,320 Flo... It's OK. It'll be fine. It'll be fine. 327 00:16:49,320 --> 00:16:52,960 Argh! Oh... 328 00:16:52,960 --> 00:16:54,240 Shall I come with you? 329 00:16:54,240 --> 00:16:56,360 I think you've done enough! 330 00:16:56,360 --> 00:16:58,040 Not cool, Abby! 331 00:16:58,040 --> 00:17:00,040 Argh! 332 00:17:00,040 --> 00:17:02,200 Oh, shit... 333 00:17:02,200 --> 00:17:04,040 TYPING ON KEYS 334 00:17:14,440 --> 00:17:16,640 PHONE VIBRATES 335 00:17:18,240 --> 00:17:20,160 Bap, bap, bap! 336 00:17:20,160 --> 00:17:22,080 Show the records, bro. 337 00:17:22,080 --> 00:17:23,600 It's that one. 338 00:17:23,600 --> 00:17:25,080 Bro, we get money from anywhere. 339 00:17:25,080 --> 00:17:27,600 Do you get me, yeah? Boom. Know what I'm sayin'? 340 00:17:27,600 --> 00:17:29,320 DOOR OPENS 341 00:17:36,800 --> 00:17:38,160 What did you do? 342 00:17:38,160 --> 00:17:39,720 I changed it to Duplexiat. 343 00:17:39,720 --> 00:17:40,800 Yours was too slow. 344 00:17:40,800 --> 00:17:43,200 I told you to stop fucking up my shit! 345 00:17:43,200 --> 00:17:46,280 That's it. I'm telling Bernard about the laptop. Whoa, hey, bro. 346 00:17:46,280 --> 00:17:47,640 I'm sorry, innit? 347 00:17:47,640 --> 00:17:49,200 I'll change it back. 348 00:17:51,560 --> 00:17:54,000 Nah. I'm messing with you. 349 00:17:55,160 --> 00:17:56,440 This guy... 350 00:18:00,960 --> 00:18:03,000 You're actually good at this. 351 00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:04,360 You sound surprised. 352 00:18:04,360 --> 00:18:07,520 You just seem like you spend more time on 'the road' 353 00:18:07,520 --> 00:18:09,520 than in a computer block. 354 00:18:09,520 --> 00:18:11,600 Is that what Florence likes about you? 355 00:18:11,600 --> 00:18:12,960 I'm hearing things. 356 00:18:12,960 --> 00:18:15,600 I did not take you for a gossip, Xiang. 357 00:18:15,600 --> 00:18:17,680 I saw the kiss. 358 00:18:17,680 --> 00:18:21,760 That wasn't a kiss like that, man, right? It was... 359 00:18:21,760 --> 00:18:22,920 It wasn't even a kiss. 360 00:18:22,920 --> 00:18:24,240 It was just... It was just... 361 00:18:24,240 --> 00:18:26,200 Yeah, drama, innit? 362 00:18:26,200 --> 00:18:29,000 So, you're 'on' Beatrix? 363 00:18:29,000 --> 00:18:31,520 Or not your type either? 364 00:18:31,520 --> 00:18:32,840 What is your type? 365 00:18:32,840 --> 00:18:35,000 JAHEIM SNICKERS 366 00:18:36,600 --> 00:18:38,280 What's your type, bro? 367 00:18:40,960 --> 00:18:42,360 Thicc girls. 368 00:18:42,360 --> 00:18:44,720 T-H-I-C-C. 369 00:18:44,720 --> 00:18:46,480 Bro! Like that, yeah? 370 00:18:46,480 --> 00:18:48,480 OK! 371 00:18:51,560 --> 00:18:53,200 CAMERA CLICKS 372 00:18:53,200 --> 00:18:55,000 That'll be a good one for the socials. 373 00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:56,200 We... We're not even here. 374 00:18:56,200 --> 00:18:57,240 Crack on. 375 00:19:00,200 --> 00:19:03,080 PIANO MUSIC 376 00:19:38,880 --> 00:19:40,680 SHE THUDS ON KEYS 377 00:19:40,680 --> 00:19:43,280 OK... So a perfect place for you to hide. 378 00:19:43,280 --> 00:19:44,600 Why would I be hiding? 379 00:19:44,600 --> 00:19:46,760 Because there's a video of you puking in Koku's mouth 380 00:19:46,760 --> 00:19:49,200 on social media going round... Abby, Abby, shut up, shut up! 381 00:19:49,200 --> 00:19:50,960 ..the whole school. SHE BANGS THE KEYS 382 00:19:50,960 --> 00:19:54,200 This is why I don't deal with boys or relationships. 383 00:19:55,400 --> 00:19:57,600 Did you at least get some signatures? 384 00:19:57,600 --> 00:19:59,880 Yeah, I got a shit-tonne, but 385 00:19:59,880 --> 00:20:01,560 I'm gonna have to delete them all. 386 00:20:01,560 --> 00:20:02,840 Why? 387 00:20:02,840 --> 00:20:06,560 I don't think Pukey McPukeface and Viscount Chundermeister 388 00:20:06,560 --> 00:20:07,760 really exist. 389 00:20:07,760 --> 00:20:11,000 Look, forget it. Just come with me to the Bot Battles thing and... 390 00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:12,080 Are you mad? 391 00:20:12,080 --> 00:20:13,920 I'm not showing my rah self again. 392 00:20:13,920 --> 00:20:15,800 Please, don't make me go alone. 393 00:20:15,800 --> 00:20:17,960 My dad wants me there, otherwise I'm never going 394 00:20:17,960 --> 00:20:19,120 to hear the end of it. 395 00:20:19,120 --> 00:20:21,040 What about Bea and Flo? 396 00:20:21,040 --> 00:20:25,440 Our friendship was put under a lot of...strain today. 397 00:20:25,440 --> 00:20:26,880 Toby? 398 00:20:26,880 --> 00:20:28,640 Are you his pimp or something? 399 00:20:28,640 --> 00:20:31,040 What part of "he's a lot" are you not understanding? 400 00:20:31,040 --> 00:20:33,000 What, so smart and intelligent isn't your type? 401 00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:35,120 He was trying to sell knock-off trainers, 402 00:20:35,120 --> 00:20:36,560 amongst other things. 403 00:20:36,560 --> 00:20:37,960 But that's just Toby. 404 00:20:37,960 --> 00:20:41,000 He tries to act cool, put on a front. Plus, 405 00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:42,480 what have you got to lose? 406 00:20:56,360 --> 00:20:57,760 You signed it. 407 00:20:58,720 --> 00:21:00,720 I thought you didn't DO politics? 408 00:21:00,720 --> 00:21:05,000 No, but I do do friends. 409 00:21:08,840 --> 00:21:12,000 That's such a cheesy line. Yeah, it felt right at the time! 410 00:21:12,000 --> 00:21:13,480 Fuck you! 411 00:21:13,480 --> 00:21:15,320 "But I do do friends, girl!" 412 00:21:15,320 --> 00:21:16,920 THEY LAUGH 413 00:21:18,400 --> 00:21:20,560 HUMMING TO HIMSELF 414 00:21:35,160 --> 00:21:36,600 Oh, hey, man. 415 00:21:36,600 --> 00:21:37,640 Hey. 416 00:21:37,640 --> 00:21:39,680 How was chemistry? Did you blag your way through? 417 00:21:39,680 --> 00:21:41,320 Whoa, whoa, whoa. What are you doing? 418 00:21:41,320 --> 00:21:42,720 I'm going to get another essay. 419 00:21:42,720 --> 00:21:44,400 Am I a cash machine to you? 420 00:21:44,400 --> 00:21:46,800 If you want me to pay you back, I can pay you back. 421 00:21:46,800 --> 00:21:48,240 Mate, you don't even have a laptop. 422 00:21:48,240 --> 00:21:49,800 What is that supposed to mean? 423 00:21:49,800 --> 00:21:52,480 He's saying you're poor. Fuck off, Graham. 424 00:21:52,480 --> 00:21:54,040 Ooh, touchy! 425 00:21:54,040 --> 00:21:55,480 All right. 426 00:21:56,560 --> 00:21:59,240 Mate, I'm... I'm on an allowance. 427 00:21:59,240 --> 00:22:03,440 And if I piss it on your essays I won't have any money for mine, OK? 428 00:22:03,440 --> 00:22:04,960 Hm. 429 00:22:06,440 --> 00:22:07,720 Thank you. 430 00:22:17,840 --> 00:22:19,440 Fuck! 431 00:22:31,920 --> 00:22:33,360 Hey. 432 00:22:44,680 --> 00:22:46,320 We were meant to be a team. 433 00:22:47,960 --> 00:22:51,000 There was a video of me throwing up in someone's mouth. 434 00:22:51,000 --> 00:22:53,440 I couldn't exactly crack on. 435 00:22:53,440 --> 00:22:55,920 I just told the entire school how hard my life was 436 00:22:55,920 --> 00:22:58,160 as a poor black woman. 437 00:22:58,160 --> 00:23:00,200 I had to read your speech. 438 00:23:01,280 --> 00:23:04,040 Everyone's been calling me Angela Davis all day. 439 00:23:06,240 --> 00:23:09,800 Well, at least they know who Angela Davis is. 440 00:23:09,800 --> 00:23:11,080 Oh... 441 00:23:13,760 --> 00:23:15,600 Did we at least get any signatures? 442 00:23:15,600 --> 00:23:16,960 Abby signed. 443 00:23:16,960 --> 00:23:18,320 Really? 444 00:23:18,320 --> 00:23:19,440 Mm-hm. 445 00:23:19,440 --> 00:23:22,280 She's the last person I expected to do that. 446 00:23:23,280 --> 00:23:25,040 You owe me. 447 00:23:25,040 --> 00:23:26,520 Pizza and a movie. 448 00:23:26,520 --> 00:23:27,920 OK, fine! 449 00:23:27,920 --> 00:23:29,000 But please... 450 00:23:29,000 --> 00:23:30,800 ..no more Erin Brockovich. 451 00:23:30,800 --> 00:23:32,560 You don't have a choice. 452 00:23:34,080 --> 00:23:35,360 Yay! 453 00:23:35,360 --> 00:23:37,920 Mm-hm. Erin Brockovich... 454 00:23:37,920 --> 00:23:39,240 ..again! 455 00:23:39,240 --> 00:23:41,440 Wait, wait, wait. What are you going to do about Koku? 456 00:23:41,440 --> 00:23:43,520 Remember we're not talkin' about it. Let's not... 457 00:23:43,520 --> 00:23:45,000 I think we have to talk about it. 458 00:23:45,000 --> 00:23:47,760 It was so embarrassing! It was so messy! 459 00:23:54,280 --> 00:23:56,160 Sorry. Aiming for the bin. 460 00:23:59,240 --> 00:24:01,440 Well, what have you come up with, then? Let me see. 461 00:24:01,440 --> 00:24:03,800 How about I save you the bother and accept that it's shit? 462 00:24:03,800 --> 00:24:05,200 Or gay? Or shit and gay? 463 00:24:05,200 --> 00:24:07,840 Come on. My insults are far more nuanced than that. 464 00:24:07,840 --> 00:24:09,960 Yeah, well, as the main recipient of your insults 465 00:24:09,960 --> 00:24:11,200 I couldn't disagree more. 466 00:24:11,200 --> 00:24:13,040 DOOR OPENS 467 00:24:13,040 --> 00:24:14,640 Knock, knock. 468 00:24:14,640 --> 00:24:16,440 Oh, ah, is this a bad time? 469 00:24:16,440 --> 00:24:20,440 Hmm? Come round to bum one another, is it? 470 00:24:20,440 --> 00:24:21,760 Oh, OK. 471 00:24:23,000 --> 00:24:24,920 Well, make sure you crack a window. 472 00:24:27,720 --> 00:24:29,440 Honks of bellend in here. 473 00:24:34,040 --> 00:24:35,160 Can I help you? 474 00:24:36,520 --> 00:24:37,880 I just... 475 00:24:37,880 --> 00:24:39,560 I felt bad about the other night. 476 00:24:39,560 --> 00:24:42,000 I really do like your drawings. 477 00:24:42,000 --> 00:24:45,600 I mean, they have a very Frank Miller-esqueness to them. 478 00:24:45,600 --> 00:24:46,800 But dirtier. 479 00:24:48,920 --> 00:24:52,880 I brought, ah, chocolate biscuits, as a peace offering. 480 00:24:52,880 --> 00:24:54,560 I'm lactose intolerant. 481 00:24:55,640 --> 00:24:58,000 Why am I so shit at this? 482 00:24:58,000 --> 00:24:59,240 It's fine. 483 00:25:00,320 --> 00:25:01,360 Thanks. 484 00:25:05,360 --> 00:25:06,840 So, 485 00:25:06,840 --> 00:25:09,160 what's it like living with Lucifer? 486 00:25:09,160 --> 00:25:11,440 He's all right. 487 00:25:11,440 --> 00:25:14,240 He fell out with some of his friends so he's a little more lonely 488 00:25:14,240 --> 00:25:19,160 and bored, which means I get to spend some 'quality time' with him. 489 00:25:19,160 --> 00:25:21,680 I think the whole Jaheim thing messed with him. 490 00:25:21,680 --> 00:25:23,680 I actually feel bad for him. 491 00:25:23,680 --> 00:25:25,120 You are too nice. 492 00:25:28,840 --> 00:25:30,280 I'm in Alvingham, 493 00:25:30,280 --> 00:25:33,640 so if you ever need to, you know, take a break from that, 494 00:25:33,640 --> 00:25:37,040 or anything else... 495 00:25:38,520 --> 00:25:40,120 ..just give me a shout. 496 00:25:42,400 --> 00:25:43,760 Thanks. 497 00:25:50,000 --> 00:25:51,400 Oh... 498 00:25:51,400 --> 00:25:53,920 There is one thing. 499 00:25:53,920 --> 00:25:57,040 Do you know where the circuit breakers to the school are? 500 00:25:58,960 --> 00:26:02,520 Party Like It's 1984 by Steven Coronado 501 00:26:07,000 --> 00:26:09,920 I'm devastated, miss, but I'm soldiering on. 502 00:26:09,920 --> 00:26:11,600 It's so painful! 503 00:26:11,600 --> 00:26:14,200 But are you sure it's broken? 504 00:26:15,200 --> 00:26:18,080 No, it's just we've got a big game next Sunday. 505 00:26:18,080 --> 00:26:19,400 What can I say? 506 00:26:19,400 --> 00:26:20,560 Bollocks! 507 00:26:23,480 --> 00:26:24,840 Where have you been? 508 00:26:24,840 --> 00:26:26,040 Checking on Leah. 509 00:26:26,040 --> 00:26:27,200 Is she dying? 510 00:26:27,200 --> 00:26:28,280 What? 511 00:26:28,280 --> 00:26:31,360 Well, I have a broken foot and you didn't come to check on me, 512 00:26:31,360 --> 00:26:33,760 so I assumed she must have been involved in a horrific 513 00:26:33,760 --> 00:26:37,240 car accident whereby she suffered significant injury. 514 00:26:37,240 --> 00:26:39,680 I thought you weren't going to come because of the whole... 515 00:26:39,680 --> 00:26:42,040 We know your dad forces you to come to these things. 516 00:26:42,040 --> 00:26:45,200 We did not want you to have to endure it on your own. 517 00:26:45,200 --> 00:26:46,760 Right. 518 00:26:46,760 --> 00:26:48,280 It's just that I'm... 519 00:26:49,960 --> 00:26:53,520 ..kind of on a...date thing. 520 00:26:53,520 --> 00:26:54,920 With who? 521 00:26:58,160 --> 00:27:00,200 Cooool. No worries. 522 00:27:00,200 --> 00:27:03,200 We'll just go fuck ourselves. Shall we? 523 00:27:04,200 --> 00:27:06,960 Sorry. She's being such a dick today. 524 00:27:18,880 --> 00:27:21,520 What the fuck are you wearing? 525 00:27:21,520 --> 00:27:23,160 This is your kind of thing, no? 526 00:27:23,160 --> 00:27:25,840 Why would you dressed as waiting staff be my 'thing'? 527 00:27:25,840 --> 00:27:27,520 But you're bougie. 528 00:27:27,520 --> 00:27:28,680 In a nice way! 529 00:27:30,120 --> 00:27:32,520 This is going to be a fun evening. 530 00:27:37,320 --> 00:27:38,760 LAUGHTER 531 00:27:38,760 --> 00:27:39,880 It's a bit... 532 00:27:39,880 --> 00:27:40,920 ..dry. 533 00:27:40,920 --> 00:27:42,360 Let's wet it with a likkle drink. 534 00:27:42,360 --> 00:27:44,560 I don't think they'll serve alcohol to the students. 535 00:27:44,560 --> 00:27:47,480 That's cool. I've got two friends who can help us with that. 536 00:27:47,480 --> 00:27:49,280 Wray and his nephew. 537 00:27:49,280 --> 00:27:50,920 Where did you steal that from? 538 00:27:50,920 --> 00:27:52,840 Oh, so that's what you think of me? 539 00:27:52,840 --> 00:27:55,840 I'm just struggling to figure you out. 540 00:27:55,840 --> 00:27:57,400 You get what you see. 541 00:27:57,400 --> 00:27:59,600 Unless I'm a bit too gutter for you or somethin'? 542 00:27:59,600 --> 00:28:02,000 I don't think you are gutter. 543 00:28:02,000 --> 00:28:03,840 I think it's a front. 544 00:28:03,840 --> 00:28:05,680 Oh, is that right? 545 00:28:05,680 --> 00:28:07,640 'Gutter' doesn't take up Japanese club. 546 00:28:07,640 --> 00:28:10,560 Listen, I just like Yasujiro Ozu films. 547 00:28:10,560 --> 00:28:11,640 So you learnt Japanese? 548 00:28:11,640 --> 00:28:12,880 It's not that deep. 549 00:28:12,880 --> 00:28:14,800 Why are you afraid to be clever? 550 00:28:18,800 --> 00:28:22,040 TRANSLATION FROM JAPANESE: 551 00:28:24,080 --> 00:28:25,520 What's that mean? 552 00:28:25,520 --> 00:28:27,040 Maybe you'll find out later. 553 00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:33,000 Ah, what are you doing out here? 554 00:28:33,000 --> 00:28:34,080 Sorry? 555 00:28:34,080 --> 00:28:35,720 I need fresh wine glasses. 556 00:28:36,680 --> 00:28:39,640 Oh, nah. I'm not... I don't have time for this, Ade, OK? 557 00:28:39,640 --> 00:28:42,040 Just back in the kitchen now. Let's go. 558 00:28:43,360 --> 00:28:44,880 Prick! 559 00:28:44,880 --> 00:28:46,200 Nah, it's all good. 560 00:28:49,160 --> 00:28:50,760 I'm going to go to the toilet. 561 00:28:50,760 --> 00:28:52,200 Excuse me one second, yeah? 562 00:28:52,200 --> 00:28:53,360 Sure. 563 00:28:59,320 --> 00:29:02,280 Ade, what are you doing with those? 564 00:29:02,280 --> 00:29:05,960 The headmaster asked me to deliver these to the board members. 565 00:29:05,960 --> 00:29:07,520 Complimentary. 566 00:29:07,520 --> 00:29:09,000 OK, just hurry back, all right? 567 00:29:09,000 --> 00:29:10,280 Those bins need emptying. 568 00:29:10,280 --> 00:29:11,840 Can do, chief. 569 00:29:11,840 --> 00:29:14,160 I mean...chief. 570 00:29:14,160 --> 00:29:18,000 Ladies and gentlemen, Bot Battles will be commencing in five minutes. 571 00:29:18,000 --> 00:29:19,720 Here you go. Thank you. 572 00:29:19,720 --> 00:29:21,880 Erm, I didn't order a Meat Feast. 573 00:29:21,880 --> 00:29:24,800 That's mine. 574 00:29:24,800 --> 00:29:26,040 Erm... 575 00:29:26,040 --> 00:29:27,320 ..can I have my pizza? 576 00:29:29,560 --> 00:29:32,360 You're harder to track down than a missing AirPod. 577 00:29:33,560 --> 00:29:35,120 Ah... 578 00:29:35,120 --> 00:29:37,640 Look, if this about the sick in the mouth... Blah, blah, blah, 579 00:29:37,640 --> 00:29:39,880 blah, blah. I don't... I don't want to talk about it. 580 00:29:39,880 --> 00:29:42,040 Leah, it's really not that serious. 581 00:29:42,040 --> 00:29:46,440 If it helps, you're not the first person that's throw up in my mouth. 582 00:29:46,440 --> 00:29:48,000 Really? 583 00:29:48,000 --> 00:29:49,960 Are you sure you're not the problem? 584 00:29:51,000 --> 00:29:52,840 Anyways, I've got to go. Whoa, whoa, whoa. 585 00:29:52,840 --> 00:29:54,040 Why you going that way? 586 00:29:54,040 --> 00:29:55,400 I need to go back to Catley. 587 00:29:55,400 --> 00:29:56,840 That's the long way. 588 00:29:56,840 --> 00:29:58,200 There's a short cut. 589 00:29:58,200 --> 00:29:59,560 Follow me. 590 00:30:02,720 --> 00:30:05,080 So exactly how many people have thrown up in your mouth? 591 00:30:11,960 --> 00:30:15,080 PHONE VIBRATES 592 00:30:21,920 --> 00:30:24,080 Man like J! What you tellin' me, bro? 593 00:30:24,080 --> 00:30:25,400 Where you been, man? 594 00:30:25,400 --> 00:30:26,760 Ah, workin'. 595 00:30:26,760 --> 00:30:28,880 What, they got you in the cotton fields, yeah? 596 00:30:28,880 --> 00:30:33,040 Ah, no. I had to help my mate with the robot ting, innit? 597 00:30:33,040 --> 00:30:34,120 "Mate"? 598 00:30:34,120 --> 00:30:37,560 Bro, man accused you of being a thief, and now he's your mate? 599 00:30:37,560 --> 00:30:40,040 Well, I was partly responsible so... 600 00:30:40,040 --> 00:30:41,760 How's that, bro? 601 00:30:41,760 --> 00:30:44,280 Cos I know who took it. 602 00:30:44,280 --> 00:30:45,520 Is it? 603 00:30:45,520 --> 00:30:46,760 Yeah. 604 00:30:48,560 --> 00:30:50,040 Well, who took it then, Jaheim? 605 00:30:50,040 --> 00:30:51,320 Why you movin' mad, bro? 606 00:30:51,320 --> 00:30:54,200 Movin' mad? Bro, I've gone down there to sort out your shit, 607 00:30:54,200 --> 00:30:57,240 and I'm the one that's movin' mad, bro? No. 608 00:30:57,240 --> 00:31:00,280 I called you to back me, not to fuck up my shit. 609 00:31:00,280 --> 00:31:02,480 Come like you don't want me here sometimes. 610 00:31:02,480 --> 00:31:05,280 Ait. I think this yute thinks I miss him, you know? 611 00:31:05,280 --> 00:31:07,160 THEY LAUGH You know, like dat? 612 00:31:07,160 --> 00:31:09,040 I'm busy down here, J, like. What you doin'? 613 00:31:09,040 --> 00:31:11,920 Nah, I don't think you miss me. I think you're jealous, ait? 614 00:31:11,920 --> 00:31:16,000 I think you're jealous, and it's like you don't wanna see me win. 615 00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:19,440 I beg you come off my phone with that bullshit, bro. 616 00:31:19,440 --> 00:31:23,200 Did you take the laptop, yes or no? Simple fucking question. 617 00:31:27,280 --> 00:31:28,800 Nah, bro. 618 00:31:34,560 --> 00:31:36,040 Fuck you, bro. 619 00:31:42,320 --> 00:31:44,000 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 620 00:31:47,240 --> 00:31:49,800 Good evening, everyone. 621 00:31:49,800 --> 00:31:51,480 Thanks for coming. 622 00:31:53,080 --> 00:31:58,400 Robotics has always been about ingenuity and diversity. 623 00:31:58,400 --> 00:32:01,480 And Caldwell College and St Gilbert's have long been 624 00:32:01,480 --> 00:32:03,880 at the forefront of robotic engineering. 625 00:32:03,880 --> 00:32:07,240 It is our shared commitment that brings us here tonight 626 00:32:07,240 --> 00:32:10,880 to enjoy this exciting evening of the Bot Battles Final! 627 00:32:10,880 --> 00:32:13,000 CHEERING 628 00:32:13,000 --> 00:32:15,440 Introducing our finalists... 629 00:32:15,440 --> 00:32:19,680 Martin Atwood, Will Chamberlain from Caldwell College. 630 00:32:19,680 --> 00:32:22,600 And representing the home team, from St Gilbert's, 631 00:32:22,600 --> 00:32:24,880 Xiang Chen and Jaheim Marsham! 632 00:32:24,880 --> 00:32:26,880 CHEERING 633 00:32:33,160 --> 00:32:35,360 Enjoy it. 634 00:32:51,360 --> 00:32:55,760 All right, ladies and gentlemen, this is it. Are you ready? 635 00:32:55,760 --> 00:32:57,240 Here. Are you sure? 636 00:32:57,240 --> 00:33:00,440 Three, two, one - go! 637 00:33:00,440 --> 00:33:03,080 DRAMATIC MUSIC 638 00:33:11,880 --> 00:33:13,120 Yes! 639 00:33:20,000 --> 00:33:21,280 What? 640 00:33:23,840 --> 00:33:26,040 HE READS ALOUD 641 00:33:29,240 --> 00:33:31,520 Oh! What the fuck? What... 642 00:33:35,240 --> 00:33:36,680 Yes! 643 00:33:40,080 --> 00:33:41,240 Yes! 644 00:33:46,440 --> 00:33:48,040 Fuck. 645 00:33:50,040 --> 00:33:51,640 Yo, yo... What? 646 00:33:51,640 --> 00:33:53,360 Not to worry, ladies and gentlemen. 647 00:33:53,360 --> 00:33:55,560 All will be sorted, I think. 648 00:33:56,960 --> 00:33:58,800 23... 649 00:33:58,800 --> 00:34:01,000 ..24. 650 00:34:05,960 --> 00:34:07,120 Argh! 651 00:34:07,120 --> 00:34:08,600 God! What the fuck are you doing? 652 00:34:08,600 --> 00:34:10,960 God knows what Bernard's going to think when he sees this. 653 00:34:10,960 --> 00:34:12,920 You know this pitch is his pride and joy, right? 654 00:34:12,920 --> 00:34:15,600 Look, right, you're not helping. BUZZING 655 00:34:15,600 --> 00:34:17,760 Well, you've fucked it now, haven't you? 656 00:34:19,640 --> 00:34:22,120 Sorry about that slight technical glitch. 657 00:34:22,120 --> 00:34:24,040 Seems to have been resolved. 658 00:34:24,040 --> 00:34:25,520 Wait. They moved it. 659 00:34:25,520 --> 00:34:27,160 It wasn't there before. 660 00:34:27,160 --> 00:34:28,320 You're right. 661 00:34:28,320 --> 00:34:31,520 Yeah, wait. They can't do this. Three, two, one... 662 00:34:31,520 --> 00:34:32,800 ..go! 663 00:34:38,880 --> 00:34:40,320 Fuck. 664 00:34:43,000 --> 00:34:45,000 They fucking cheated, man! 665 00:34:45,000 --> 00:34:47,120 Hey, cool it. It's fine. 666 00:34:47,120 --> 00:34:48,360 And the winner is... 667 00:34:48,360 --> 00:34:50,040 ..Caldwell College! 668 00:34:50,040 --> 00:34:52,240 CHEERING 669 00:34:52,240 --> 00:34:54,040 Congratulations. 670 00:35:04,040 --> 00:35:05,720 Well done, Will. 671 00:35:16,480 --> 00:35:19,800 Wow. You are a massive nerd. 672 00:35:19,800 --> 00:35:21,960 Yeah, well, you're here to support, so... 673 00:35:21,960 --> 00:35:23,400 Oh, no, I came to support Xiang. 674 00:35:23,400 --> 00:35:25,120 Xiang? Yeah. 675 00:35:25,120 --> 00:35:27,560 What's his last name? 676 00:35:27,560 --> 00:35:29,600 Yeah. 677 00:35:29,600 --> 00:35:30,880 I've got to go. 678 00:35:30,880 --> 00:35:32,440 I'm meeting Cheddar. 679 00:35:32,440 --> 00:35:35,000 You're really doing a lot, innit? Meaning? 680 00:35:35,000 --> 00:35:37,080 Meaning tell me one thing you like about Cheddar? 681 00:35:37,080 --> 00:35:38,320 He's good looking. 682 00:35:38,320 --> 00:35:40,520 He looks like an incel from 4chan United. 683 00:35:42,440 --> 00:35:45,320 Does Florence know you're talking to me? 684 00:35:45,320 --> 00:35:47,960 Look, you know what that kiss was about. 685 00:35:50,360 --> 00:35:52,720 PHONE ALERT 686 00:35:52,720 --> 00:35:55,680 That is probably Cheddar. 687 00:35:55,680 --> 00:35:57,800 Bye, Jaheim. 688 00:35:57,800 --> 00:35:59,640 This ain't over, you know? 689 00:36:15,080 --> 00:36:16,280 Tick tock, tick tock! 690 00:36:16,280 --> 00:36:18,760 Shut up! What do you reckon... Shut it! ..they're going to do 691 00:36:18,760 --> 00:36:21,520 to you, hey? Detention, overs, or Bernard's personal little gimp? 692 00:36:21,520 --> 00:36:24,960 If anyone sees you they'll assume you're part of it too, right? 693 00:36:24,960 --> 00:36:26,800 Oi! Oh, no. 694 00:36:26,800 --> 00:36:28,040 Who's there? 695 00:36:28,040 --> 00:36:29,760 Shit. Fuck! 696 00:36:29,760 --> 00:36:31,920 Go... 697 00:36:31,920 --> 00:36:33,480 Quick, this way! Oi! 698 00:36:35,080 --> 00:36:37,040 Take the thing off. Don't... 699 00:36:37,040 --> 00:36:38,240 Has he seen us? 700 00:36:38,240 --> 00:36:39,680 I don't think so. 701 00:36:39,680 --> 00:36:41,600 Oh, God! 702 00:36:41,600 --> 00:36:43,960 Did you just hit me in the balls? Yeah. 703 00:36:43,960 --> 00:36:45,680 Oh! 704 00:36:46,800 --> 00:36:48,640 Oh, why'd you do that? 705 00:36:48,640 --> 00:36:50,680 THEY LAUGH 706 00:36:52,760 --> 00:36:55,760 Oh... Oh, that hurts now. 707 00:36:55,760 --> 00:36:57,680 Omar? KNOCK AT DOOR 708 00:36:57,680 --> 00:36:59,880 Omar, I need your help. 709 00:37:17,320 --> 00:37:19,040 Have you brought me here to murder me? 710 00:37:19,040 --> 00:37:21,840 No. The creepy candles are nothing to do with me. 711 00:37:21,840 --> 00:37:23,560 I just... 712 00:37:25,840 --> 00:37:27,240 I wanted to get you here alone. 713 00:37:27,240 --> 00:37:30,040 Sorry, that came out creepier than what I intended! 714 00:37:30,040 --> 00:37:31,520 What I meant was... 715 00:37:31,520 --> 00:37:33,720 OK, I'm gonna go. 716 00:37:33,720 --> 00:37:35,200 Oh, wait... 717 00:37:46,160 --> 00:37:50,360 Talk To Me by Matthew Bento and Matthew Goodman 718 00:37:57,760 --> 00:38:02,560 trying to figure you out 719 00:38:02,560 --> 00:38:08,520 it feels like we go upside-down 720 00:38:08,520 --> 00:38:10,600 721 00:38:10,600 --> 00:38:13,680 722 00:38:13,680 --> 00:38:19,280 the way it needs to be 723 00:38:19,280 --> 00:38:24,720 cos I only want your love 724 00:38:24,720 --> 00:38:29,600 cos I only want your love 725 00:38:29,600 --> 00:38:34,840 if it's cool to come over, closer 726 00:38:34,840 --> 00:38:37,120 if it's cool for us... 727 00:38:37,120 --> 00:38:39,880 HE SWITCHES TO LOUD ROCK MUSIC Shit! Oh... 728 00:38:42,760 --> 00:38:44,720 IT SWITCHES BACK TO ROMANTIC SONG 729 00:38:44,720 --> 00:38:46,560 Smooth. 730 00:38:46,560 --> 00:38:48,440 Yeah? Well... 731 00:38:48,440 --> 00:38:50,520 I can't take credit for the set and that, 732 00:38:50,520 --> 00:38:52,080 but you know I do my thing. 733 00:38:52,080 --> 00:38:54,000 There's still room to improve, 734 00:38:54,000 --> 00:38:56,160 but it's a good start. 735 00:39:12,640 --> 00:39:14,160 Quite the event! 736 00:39:15,200 --> 00:39:18,480 The board was particularly impressed to see Jaheim competing. 737 00:39:18,480 --> 00:39:19,680 Well done. 738 00:39:21,480 --> 00:39:23,800 It's not my win, Carol. 739 00:39:23,800 --> 00:39:26,120 It's a St Gilbert's' win. 740 00:39:26,120 --> 00:39:28,800 I know you like to think of me as some kind of... 741 00:39:28,800 --> 00:39:30,600 ..Wicked Witch of the West. 742 00:39:30,600 --> 00:39:33,960 That's quite dramatic, but... You were just protecting your kids. 743 00:39:33,960 --> 00:39:36,560 I am trying to protect mine. 744 00:39:36,560 --> 00:39:39,720 Felix didn't even get an interview for Cambridge. 745 00:39:39,720 --> 00:39:42,240 Head boy, and a rugby captain! 746 00:39:42,240 --> 00:39:46,040 It's as if boys like him are being penalised for being who they are. 747 00:39:46,040 --> 00:39:49,000 If Felix couldn't get in, what hope is there for Rupert? 748 00:39:49,000 --> 00:39:53,760 I'm sure with a mother as tenacious as you, 749 00:39:53,760 --> 00:39:56,480 they will do just fine in life. 750 00:39:56,480 --> 00:40:00,200 Rupert is struggling, and he needs all the help he can get. 751 00:40:00,200 --> 00:40:02,000 Mm. 752 00:40:02,000 --> 00:40:06,840 In all honesty, I'm done with giving Rupert preferential treatment. 753 00:40:06,840 --> 00:40:09,160 He's on his own. 754 00:40:09,160 --> 00:40:11,000 Safe journey home. 755 00:40:24,320 --> 00:40:25,360 Yes! 756 00:40:25,360 --> 00:40:27,440 Got something in your hair. Oh... There. Ah. 757 00:40:29,040 --> 00:40:30,480 Aha. 758 00:40:30,480 --> 00:40:31,520 Oh! 759 00:40:32,520 --> 00:40:33,800 Your... Hmm? 760 00:40:33,800 --> 00:40:35,200 Ah, yeah. 761 00:40:35,200 --> 00:40:37,440 Ahh... Ooh... 762 00:40:37,440 --> 00:40:39,000 I've broken it. 763 00:40:39,000 --> 00:40:41,120 It's fine. I think it's from a market stall 764 00:40:41,120 --> 00:40:42,600 in Morocco or something. 765 00:40:42,600 --> 00:40:43,760 Yeah. 766 00:40:43,760 --> 00:40:45,520 Sorry, I got a little excited. 767 00:40:45,520 --> 00:40:46,800 I know. 768 00:40:46,800 --> 00:40:48,080 I was there. 769 00:40:50,480 --> 00:40:51,760 So, erm... 770 00:40:53,160 --> 00:40:55,920 ..when are we going to do this again? 771 00:40:55,920 --> 00:40:57,800 I was thinking it was more of a one-off. 772 00:40:59,120 --> 00:41:01,760 So, what? You're just using me to piss off Daddy, yeah? 773 00:41:01,760 --> 00:41:04,840 You're just a little different to what I would usually go for. 774 00:41:09,600 --> 00:41:12,160 If this is about the gummies, they weren't even real, you know. 775 00:41:12,160 --> 00:41:14,200 Hmm! OK. 776 00:41:14,200 --> 00:41:15,520 No, seriously. 777 00:41:15,520 --> 00:41:17,400 They were just sweets. 778 00:41:17,400 --> 00:41:18,960 OK. Hmm! 779 00:41:20,560 --> 00:41:22,320 I don't chase gyal, you know? 780 00:41:22,320 --> 00:41:25,280 Great. Makes it easier for me to leave. 781 00:41:25,280 --> 00:41:26,680 Night, Toby. 782 00:41:57,000 --> 00:41:58,640 I'm through! 783 00:41:58,640 --> 00:42:01,080 I'm through to the next round of the Raisinettes! 784 00:42:01,080 --> 00:42:04,240 Of course, you are. Who doesn't love a cock and balls? 785 00:42:04,240 --> 00:42:05,760 It's a quill and inkpot. 786 00:42:05,760 --> 00:42:07,280 Are you sure about that? 787 00:42:15,440 --> 00:42:17,000 Erm... 788 00:42:17,000 --> 00:42:19,040 I... I can't see too well in the dark. 789 00:42:21,760 --> 00:42:23,720 I need to print something off before class. 790 00:42:29,440 --> 00:42:31,000 LAPTOP BEEPS 791 00:42:31,000 --> 00:42:32,320 What? 792 00:42:32,320 --> 00:42:33,360 Where's my essay? 793 00:42:34,360 --> 00:42:35,400 Argh! 794 00:42:35,400 --> 00:42:36,680 BELL RINGS 795 00:42:40,360 --> 00:42:41,800 Ooh! 796 00:42:41,800 --> 00:42:43,320 I-I'm sorry I'm late. 797 00:42:43,320 --> 00:42:44,920 Essay? Um... 798 00:42:44,920 --> 00:42:46,680 It's kind of why I'm late. 799 00:42:46,680 --> 00:42:49,200 I did it last night and I saved it, I promise! 800 00:42:49,200 --> 00:42:51,960 But then, this morning... I'll see you after class. 801 00:43:03,160 --> 00:43:04,560 Did you get yours in? 802 00:43:11,560 --> 00:43:12,920 Xiang, man, listen! 803 00:43:12,920 --> 00:43:14,040 I know we lost Bot Battles, 804 00:43:14,040 --> 00:43:16,280 but remember the conversation about your type? 805 00:43:16,280 --> 00:43:17,440 I found her, bro! 806 00:43:17,440 --> 00:43:20,600 Carla, upper sixth with the back off! I told you, I told you. 807 00:43:20,600 --> 00:43:23,000 And listen, at first, she didn't know who the fuck you were, 808 00:43:23,000 --> 00:43:25,600 but I convinced her, I convinced her to have a chat. You know why? 809 00:43:25,600 --> 00:43:27,280 Cos I'm black excellence. 810 00:43:30,360 --> 00:43:31,880 The Caldwell team handed it in 811 00:43:31,880 --> 00:43:34,440 at the front desk shortly after they won. 812 00:43:34,440 --> 00:43:36,040 Said they "found it". 813 00:43:37,760 --> 00:43:39,320 I'm sorry, Jaheim. 814 00:43:48,360 --> 00:43:51,360 LINE RINGS 815 00:43:54,440 --> 00:43:56,680 Yo, I'm busy. Leave a message. 816 00:43:58,720 --> 00:44:00,560 Fuck. Fuck, fuck... 817 00:44:00,560 --> 00:44:03,000 OK, pick up. Yo, I'm busy. Leave a message. 818 00:44:03,000 --> 00:44:06,520 Pick up, man. Pick up, pick up! Yo, I'm busy. Leave a message. 819 00:44:07,520 --> 00:44:08,880 Aaaargh! 820 00:44:10,240 --> 00:44:12,880 toes get stepped on 821 00:44:12,880 --> 00:44:13,920 822 00:44:13,920 --> 00:44:16,640 it's a head loss 823 00:44:17,920 --> 00:44:19,880 streets in deadlock 824 00:44:19,880 --> 00:44:22,000 for the red dot" 825 00:44:22,000 --> 00:44:24,240 bro, that's your head gone 826 00:44:24,240 --> 00:44:25,680 827 00:44:25,680 --> 00:44:27,640 828 00:44:27,640 --> 00:44:29,200 829 00:44:29,200 --> 00:44:32,080 830 00:44:32,080 --> 00:44:33,320 831 00:44:33,320 --> 00:44:35,400 832 00:44:35,400 --> 00:44:37,240 833 00:44:37,240 --> 00:44:39,200 834 00:44:39,200 --> 00:44:41,160 835 00:44:41,160 --> 00:44:43,560 pull up on your estate 836 00:44:44,960 --> 00:44:47,320 that's check-mate 837 00:44:48,760 --> 00:44:50,880 mum's house, skip leg day 838 00:44:50,880 --> 00:44:52,920 don't care who spectates 839 00:44:52,920 --> 00:44:55,120 been sent by sensei...